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umph Hall’s here. Hallelujah! Here’s how Humph Hall happened.

Humph Hall’s Honourable Helmsman handcrafted Humph Hall’s highlights. He hired hardworking Herculean Hulk. Handsome Hercules happily hacked, hauled, hammered, hewed, heaved, hoed, haggled. He hired handy henchmen. Hustlers hoodwinking him haven’t helped. However Hardworking Hulk’s hallmark honest handling helped hugely. His height helped him. However, hazardous hurricanes harmed Handsome Hulk’s handiwork. Heaven’s hurdles hampered him.

Humph Hall’s Hairy Host holding his habitual handycam hindered Handsome Hunk. However, Harry’s hoovering helped. Humph Hall’s harpist helped. Her handy husband handcrafted her harp himself. He handmade Humph Hall’s hobbit hutch.

Humph Hall’s hirsute Head Honcho hates his Handmaiden’s habitual hoarding habit. He hates how his Halfpint Honey harangues him half hourly. Her hysterical histrionics hassle him. However, he heeds her – he’s horribly henpecked!

Ha ha!

Humph!

Happily harakiri hasn’t happened. Homicide hasn’t happened.

Horoscopes herald happy Humph Hall happenings. Hilarious hootenannies, hedonistic hoedowns, highland hogmanays, humorous hijinx, Hanukah, halcyon High Holidays.

Humph Hall habitués hear haunting harmonies, harps, hypnotic harmoniums, harmonicas. Humph Hall heathens hum Hebrew Hymns, holler heavenly Hosannas. Humph Hall highbrows hear highfalutin haikus. Helen harmonises. Helen’s husband’s hands hypnotise. Hamilton hamming harlequin humoresques, has Humph Hallers howling helplessly. He’s hilarious!

Humph Hall’s hungry hordes happily hog Hospitable Hostess’s hearty Hungarian hotpots, healthy horsdoevres, homemade honeyed hazelnut halva.

Humph Hall’s hosts have high hopes. His holy haven, her hallowed hearth. His homestead, her hacienda. His headquarters, her hermitage. His hibernacle, her hideaway. His humpy, her hoozle. His hobbyhorse, her heirloom. Humph Hall’s Householders’ heavenly home.

Humph Hall’s Heretical Host holding his Helpmate’s hand happily hollers, Hallelujah, Humph Hall has happened!

Hip Hip Hooray! Hip, Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!

Written by Gial Leslie for the opening of Humph Hall on Sunday 21^st June 2009